Funny

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once balayya comes to RGUKT college to listen the engineering lecture
class is going on.....
after some time faculty observes that one of students lookes outside while his girlfriend goes....
then faculty take out the cap of marker and throw it on him
balayya stands and says..
meerila marker caps to students ni adukunte future lo RGUKT lo markers ki caps lekunda chesesta jagratta....
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faculty:power poina gani chaduvukokunda cinema chustunnaventi?
student: power lenappudu hub power use chesi  cinema chusae charitra nadi ekkuva matladite chaduvukune vari laptop battery tisukoni maree cinema chusta nannu gelakoddu.

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sudents prati roju road pakkanunna shanaga chenu kelli ritu pantalo pavu shatam tinesaru.ritu tana last one year lo nina labam sadinchalani anukuntunna samayam lo ila jarugutundentani unna vatinina kapadukovadaniki...
idi roju night jarugutundani ritu gamanichi oka roju kapala untadu.
a roju biology 3 biology students ento krushito akkada unna pedda kaluvalantidi kuda datesi chenu lopaliki veltaru shanaga kayalani tisukuntaru.
akkada chuse sariki ritu...
ritu:maakunnade i okka veru shana panta dinni meeru tineste elara batikedi?
student: vitini tisukelli memu lab lo taste chesi 3 times profit vacchela meeku solution cheptam
ritu:avuna adedo cheppi dobbicchukondi...nenu ikkada panta pandinchadaniki naku mee University ichindi i last 1 year time
student(paripotu): maku inka lab start avvaledu. 1 year tarvata meeku solution cheptam...
ritu: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa........yedonga sachinollara meeru bagupadarra

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 telivunnodu deshanni elagaladu kani creativity vunnodu prapanchanne elagaladu
student goes for viva near to faculty
faculty arranges a viva programme in a round table manner
 faculty asks question to student
 then student replies ..... ila gundranga kurchobetti questionladagoddu nakunna knowledge anta bayataku tisi andari questions ki nene answer cheppesta

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a student like balayya get the seat in iiit
he is going to wright 1st internal exam
as like others he openes jar file, types the ID no. and his exam pass word
the exam pass word is allthebestthenenter
the student thinks that password is allthebest then he press enter button which is on keyboard
he tries several times but exam wont open
hrt will come and says that just copy and paste it
he just do like that ...so it's open
he thinks that rgukt lo inta simple ga alochinchaala ani
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bramhi : sees a news paper statement that “iiit'ans are using laptops effectively”
he asks a question to near by friend that “ i listened the word lap and top but what is this new word laptop is it spanish word?”
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teacher: lesson ni board pi na continuous ga 1 hour cheptu.. unnadu. Evadiki artam kakapoka okari moham okaru chusukuntunnaru kani lecturer pattinchukovatledu
then a student like bramhi stand and says: cyclone vacchetapudu climate enta peaceful ga untundo anta kante fresh mind nadi danni niku vacchi rani subject to picchekkinchavanuko.. inko sari lecuture cheppadaniki ni nalukantu lekunda chesta
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brahmi goes to teacher and asks: sir naku gate pass kavali
teacher : gate pass kavalante gate exam rayali kani na daggariki vacchaventi?
Brahmi: arey daffa nenadigedi out pass gurinchi konchem different ga adagalani gate pass annanu laptop lu use chesi mee mind dobbichhukuntaru kada.
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Button poina system use cheyi kani manchi manasunna ammaini matrame preminchu

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once balayya comes to rgukt college
then he visits academic block, dorms but while entering into bathrooms one student says “ bathroom front view matrame chuddaniki try cheyi kadani mundadugesavo mukku panicheyakunda chacchipotav..”
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copy kottevanni pattukovadam padukunnattu act chese manishini lepadam lantidi

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Student “w”goes to nizamabad to have a chapatis who is very fond of it.he eats lots of chapatis. Servant brings the bill. Student astonishes and made a plan for escape.. so he escapes.this situation sees by student “c”who is also comes for having delicious food.the owner of hotel doesn't knows what to do. The student comes to owner and says if you supply two plates of chapatis i will bring him for you.the owner asks how do you know him “ sir student who is studying in rgukt knows very well about the student of same college”.

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